i just received this email -- and I decided to post this on my blog after a stressful day at work =)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.

Write 'For Marijuana'

6. Finish All Your sentences with

'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

7. Skip down the hall rather than Walk

And see how many looks you get.

 

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go

Out to eat, with a serious face. 

9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,

Weren't you the one that said, that you don't want me anymore.
And how you need your space, and give the keys back to your door.
And how I cried and tried and tried to make you stay with me.
But still you said that love was gone, and that I had to leave.
Now you, talkin bout a family
Now you, sayin I complete your dream
Now you, sayin I'm your everything
You confusin me
What you say to me
Don't play with me
Don't play with me.

Cause what goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
Now who's cryin, desirin to come back to me
What goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
Now who's cryin, desirin to come back

I remember when
I was sittin home alone
Waitin for you
Til 3 o'clock in the morn
And when you came home, you'd always have some sorry excuse.
And explainin to me, like I'm just some kinda fool
I sacrifice the things I want to and do things for you
But when it's time to do for me, you never come through
Now you, wanna be a bond of me (eyyy)
Now you, have so much to say to me (heyy)
Now you, wanna make time for me
What you do to me.
You confusin me
Don't play with me
Don't play with me.

Cause what goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
Now who's cryin, desirin to come back to me
What goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
Now who's cryin, desirin to come back

I remember when
I was sittin home alone
Waitin for you
Til 3 o'clock in the morn
Night after night
Knowin sumthing goin on
Wasn't home befo me
You was,you was gone
Lord knows it wasn't easy, but believe me.
Never thought you'd be the one that would deceived me.
And never do wha u was supposed to do
No need to hose me fool, cause I'm ova you

Cause what goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
Now who's cryin, desirin to come back to me
What goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
Gotta stop tryin, to come back to me
What goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down.
It's called Karma baby.
And it goes around.
What goes around, comes around,
What goes up, must comes down,
Now who's cryin, desirin to come back to me

I loved Gwyneth Paltrow's hair on Iron Man. Since my hair is about the same length I am planning to sport this kind of 'do.













































but in this color as shown below...

I am now "Miss Shorty" here in Canada and I am LOVIN' IT!!! bwahahahaha!

Dha sa Cebu OMG I was a giant of a woman -- taas nako dha for a girl and so I always stood out.

But here -- mora ko na ignoy kay I can wear four inch heels and pumps and would still be just "average" height. So... No More Flats For Me!!! lol

moi : Heyyy everyone's so tall here! I'm not used to it.
batchmate 1 : Nah, you're just short.
batchmate 2 : But she's our Shorty.

What?! What!??

By 21 years old, she would already have –

 

Been spoiled rotten & was overprotected by her family especially her dad

 

Had a first boyfriend & run away from home at 12 years old

 

Had a serious relationship at 14 with a guy 5 years her senior

 

Had to stop schooling to have her first kid at 17

 

Was engaged and started working at 18

 

Had to go to abroad, leave all her friends & relatives behind at 20

 

Broke off the engagement and the 6 year relationship at 21.

 

So many ups and downs to cope with.

 

Who needs all this drama, all this crap, all this sh*t??

 

She needs a break – SERIOUSLY.